This email came in with a subject of “Payroll Account Holded by Intuit”
The links I’ve removed both went to a server in Russia.
We’re talking amateur hour in the former Soviet Union…
Direct Deposit Service Informer
Communicatory Only
We cancelled your payroll on Tue, 9 Apr 2013 10:33:40 -0400.
- Finances would be gone away from below account # ending in 7161 on Tue, 9 Apr 2013 10:33:40 -0400
- amount to be seceded: 6467 USD
- Paychecks would be procrastinated to your personnel accounts on: Tue, 9 Apr 2013 10:33:40 -0400
- Click Here to Review Operation
Funds are typically left before working banking hours so please make sure you have enough Finances accessible by 12 a.m. on the date Cash are to be seceded.
Intuit must reject your payroll by 4 p.m. Central time, two banking days before your paycheck date or your state would not be paid on time.
QuickBooks does not process payrolls on weekends or federal banking holidays. A list of federal banking holidays can be viewed at the Federal Reserve website.
Thank you for your business.
Regards,
Intuit Payroll Services
Brilliant!! Thanks for a laugh to start the morning.
See my subsequent note. The Chinese worked very hard to see if they could out-do the Russians.
There is something to be said for Google Translate’s lack of idiomic conversions.
Now the Chinese are getting into the act…
We apologize, but we must raise percent of your credit line up to 22,5%. We would be like to make it lower, but the situation on the market today is not so good, because of it we can not handle other way.
Under this link you can view a details about changing of contract